Mayank Chandak

"MARIO JUMPS IN ONE PIPE, APPEARS OUT OF ANOTHER, AND THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. AND THAT’S WHAT..."

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:57:45 +0530

“MARIO JUMPS IN ONE PIPE, APPEARS OUT OF ANOTHER, AND THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. AND THAT’S WHAT PIPE IS.”

- Pipe: file sharing in the Facebook age is about to get real | The Verge

#magic

Fri, 18 May 2012 00:50:22 +0530

#magic

Why Women Choose Bad Boys

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:15:59 +0530

Women choose bad boys because their hormones make them, new research suggests. When ovulating a woman’s hormones influence who she sees as good potential fathers, and they specifically pick sexier men over obviously more dependable men.

The bong people (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:29:12 +0530

The bong people (Taken with instagram)

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Tue, 15 May 2012 13:56:37 +0530

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Sun, 13 May 2012 02:23:55 +0530

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Sun, 13 May 2012 01:50:34 +0530

Will you eat me (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 10 May 2012 04:18:27 +0530

Will you eat me (Taken with instagram)

First ever live install with internet updates. You guys are...

Thu, 10 May 2012 02:11:30 +0530

First ever live install with internet updates. You guys are f#%^*n awesome- @ubuntudev (Taken with instagram)

Facebook

Sat, 05 May 2012 19:17:08 +0530

We use Hadoop to store copies of internal log and dimension data sources and use it as a source for reporting/analytics and machine learning.
Currently we have 2 major clusters:
- A 1100-machine cluster with 8800 cores and about 12 PB raw storage.
- A 300-machine cluster with 2400 cores and about 3 PB raw storage.
- Each (commodity) node has 8 cores and 12 TB of storage.
- We are heavy users of both streaming as well as the Java APIs. We have built a higher level data warehousing framework using these features called Hive (see the http://hadoop.apache.org/hive/). We have also developed a FUSE implementation over HDFS.

How do you predict and license appropriately? The answer thus far has been simple — use open...

Sat, 05 May 2012 16:46:39 +0530

How do you predict and license appropriately? The answer thus far has been simple — use open source options like Linux servers, Apache, MySQL, Tomcat, Ruby on Rails…the list goes on. These tried-and-true stalwarts of the economically-challenged and deep-pocketed alike all have licensing costs equal to the number of Bugatti Veryons in the average person’s home — zero.

Lucky dawg (via Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Sarah Michelle...

Fri, 04 May 2012 03:30:41 +0530

Lucky dawg

(via Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Silverman join Zooey Deschanel on ‘The Simpsons’ — EXCLUSIVE | Inside TV | EW.com)

New homescreen love (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 03 May 2012 18:00:51 +0530

New homescreen love (Taken with instagram)

The new book (Taken with instagram)

Wed, 02 May 2012 21:36:16 +0530

The new book (Taken with instagram)

This is called freedom

Wed, 02 May 2012 03:44:39 +0530

As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States
of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium,
will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for
sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and
that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

hendrixlove

Wed, 02 May 2012 03:29:58 +0530

hendrixlove

laughingsquid: Orgstep Dubgasm, A Dubstep Mashup of Iconic...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:26:35 +0530

laughingsquid:

Orgstep Dubgasm, A Dubstep Mashup of Iconic Orgasm Scenes in Film

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Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:13:01 +0530

This just in. #kindle touch’d (Taken with instagram)

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:52:38 +0530

This just in. #kindle touch’d (Taken with instagram)

Memories from last night (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:42:46 +0530

Memories from last night (Taken with instagram)